so....

do you guys miss me yet?


;)

i heard its 25 degrees in MD...

Its 77 degrees here every day

so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye

Words cannot convey how this news story makes me feel....
no, not words, more like, a long wailing shriek of horror...

Well, I'm off to Hawaii!

See ya, suckas!

Aloha no au iā `oe, aloha!

Click here to see strange Japanese morons

cute

So cute! A baby girl in a Ramones
t-shirt at Cody's guitar concert

My friend's licence plate on his new BMW Roadster
Thats the best!

More cuteness, er-or weirdness?
Worms cuddling on the couch with my sister's boyfriend's
dog Lei-Lu. Yes, Worms is wearing a wife-beater.

salad fingers

THIS IS TERRIFYING (but I like it... )

DO NOT WATCH THIS IF YOU ARE ON ACID

http://www.fat-pie.com/salad6.htm

p.s. for those of you fellow sickos who enjoy 'Steve Don't Eat It', read his new installment, Silkworm Pupas. (scroll down to the bottom, its the last one)

if you could rewrite your life....

how would you write it?

Got on this topic with a friend who ran into an old highschool friend and had to tell him what she had been up to for the past 10 years. :

I pretty much sounded really boring trying to sum the last 10 years of my life up. I don't have anything cool to say. I'm not married, I don't have kids, I have a boring job, like I could be the lady that dies in her house and no one will know until someone reports an odd smell....

I doubt that many people think their lives are especially exciting... I mean, how many people are professional hangliders while studying a cure for cancer in the rainforest side by side with george clooney, and in a famous rock band on the side as a hobby, right? So, anwyay, I've been trying to think how I would rewrite my life if I could. Within the realm of reality, like not like 'I would be a multimillionare' or 'married to some famous movie star' or whatever. Hmmmm...

But really, the funniest is this:
I have a friend who was letting a guy stay at her house for free while he got his life together, looked for a job, figured things out, etc. Well, finally he said he got a job, but two days later, it was past the time for him to leave, and he was still in bed. So my friend woke him up, said get to work, then got in the shower. when she got out of the shower, he appeared to be gone, but the chain was still on the door... Being the CSI Miami detective that she is, she instantly deduced that he must still be somewhere in the house. Upon opening the hallway utility closet, she found him in there hiding!! What did he say when she opened the door and saw his futile attempt at deception?

"SHHHHHHHHH!"

hahahhahahha! It doesn't get funnier then that, not even on TV. ha!

ok ok a real post

Yes my posts have deteriorated as of late, due to extreme business, laziness, and getting ready for my trip to Hawaii (but only mentally!!)

In summary, this weekend was nice and chill, the weather was unreal (its November for godssake!) Saturday was spent in Manassas at a farmers market where we met V's mom & little bro as a suprise for her birthday, complete with flowers and a balloon. They say if you want to know if a man is a good man, see how he treats his mother. ;)

3 bags of free farm-fresh produce later, we went to a crazy 'Chinese' buffet called Wok and Roll (I swear, that's really what it was called) whereon the same buffet, side by side, there was chinese food, sushi, corn on the cob, fried chicken, pizza, pudding, soft serve ice-cream, and seafood. ugh. Then we had dinner in Sterling with Ang & Shawn at a Thai restaurant, delicious Drunken Noodles yummmmm! Then back home, watched the wizards game on TiVo, the only way I can watch sports without getting ADD. The next morning I was one corner away from winning the crossword puzzle, argh! No not the crossword puzzle for smart people like the NY Times, I'm talking about the Baltimore Sun crossword for people with brain damage from chewing on paint chips.

Sunday included a beautiful moonlight walk with the kids around Lake Elkhorn where we saw the sunset, Canadian geese honking in the distance, and a great blue heron silhouetted against the night sky. Then we came home and cooked dinner and watched 'Big'. Such a good movie but I have seen it way too many times! Its hard to find a movie that a 30 yr old, 12 yr old, and 7 yr old will all enjoy, that doesn't have too much adult content but also isn't too childish. The good news is, McCormick Lemon and Garlic seasoning is the bomb when sprinkled on microwave popcorn. Thanks Ar!

Last night I ended up at a talk about recycling in Baltimore at the Visionary Arts Museum. It was interesting but we missed the hors devours, which sucked, and I had to pee but was standing by the speaker so couldn't do it for a long time without attracting undue attention! I swear I saw Jim Norton there, who I went to high school with, but never found out for sure. The crazy thing is, at the same time as our event, in another location at the VAM, was some lady channeling someone from 3,000 years ago, or something weird like that!! It was $45 to see ! What an ingenious scam! So crazy, I would have loved to see that in person, if it wasn't so expensive I would have gone just for laughs.

get the attention you deserve

I don't know if this is real, but if it is, wtf?!
http://www.by-accident.com/

bored? read this

Which is your orgasm face?

rdrr

What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Dam!

I am an idiot

Yesterday I hit myself in the head with a car door.
My coworkers wanted to rush me to the emergency room because they thought I had a concussion because my eyes weren't dialating properly in response to light stimulus. It was very embarrassing. You may point your finger and laugh, I deserve it. It made a great excuse for being late to a meeting that I actually had forgotten all about, though!!

best lookin couple at fells on halloween ;]