boats r fun

This Saturday we were invited out on a boat with the daughter of Mrs. Gaither, a teacher that taught at my middle school. Isn't that wierd?

I learned several things from this experience.

1. Buy a boat, its worth it!
2. When invited on a boat, bring a bathing suit or you will end up topless under a lifejacket in soggy shorts.
3. If you are being pulled behind a boat on an innertube at top speed and the driver is intent on flipping you out of the tube, you are flipping out of the tube no matter how hard you hold on!
4. Holding on for dear life to an innertube when the boat driver is intent on flipping you will only result in dislocating your arms from your body.
5. This is a delicious sandwich: Wheat bread, yellow mustard, chunks of cheddar cheese, fresh grape tomatoes, a pickle slice, a wheat thin, and a cheese curl. If you don't believe me, try it.
6. The bay is as warm as bathwater.
8. Nothing feels better after you've been in seawater then taking a hot shower and putting on a giant white button-up men's dress shirt
9. Men appreciate a woman in a giant button-up men's shirt.
7. Buy a boat, its so fun!