Mood Swings Now Excused
"It's better to be a guy. I've always believed that. I think this gender narcissism originated when I was eight and saw a girl cry after getting plunked in the ass during dodgeball. But I never really gave it any thought beyond that. Just sort of took it on good faith.In today's world, one's expected to defend such controversial and arrogant proclamations. Therefore, it's high time this premise received a closer look. I'm not really out to try and prove what gender is superior, Bobby Riggs already failed miserably trying to do that for us. All I'm looking to do is provide some insight into why women are so batty. I have a feeling when I reach the end of this article, I'm not going to be so hard on them for being crazy. "
The Bra Purchase
Imagine going to the local TJ Maxx to buy yourself some new tighty whities and noticing that the sizes are no longer categorized as S, M, or L, but instead "Small Penis," "Medium Penis," and "Large Penis." Girls are reminded every time they buy a new bra into which class their chest falls. For the fortunate few, it's a delightful task. But for most, it's a horrifying reminder of how small their boobies really are.
Sex Volume
Women are expected to be loud during sex, while men are just expected to give a courtesy grunt and make the bitter beer face upon climax. This has to be an unwelcome pressure."
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then tell me if you agree or disagree. Basically is it better to be a man or a woman, and why?
posted by Evil Genius @ 4:00 PM
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9 Comments:
I've always noticed it's way better to be a man. One of the biggest disadvantages of being a woman is having to like men, who are gross.
That author has a lot of good reasons to be a guy. Pretty convincing and reinforces my own view.
Not that being a woman's all bad. Even spectacularly unattractive woman seem to have little problem attracting guys. But an unattractive guy is pretty much out of luck. Women also benefit from being the pursued rather than the pursuer.
I worked with a woman that had been an administrative assistant for about five years. She was going to get married about six months from then and was already planning to stop working, although she had no near-term plans to have children. Now there's a racket. In that vein, bring on an article in the Onion.
Also, think of how many movies you've seen where a whole room full of guys gets gunned down and the one girl in the room timidly says, "Oh, I have to go now..." and heads on out. The Professional and The Big Hit both come to mind immediately, but I'm sure there's been more.
Then there are horrible things like neckties. Men strangle themselves to dress up. Women wear a T-shirt with a couple of little bangles on it, and they are in high fashion.
But you know what? I'll take being a man anyway.
Men have all the advantages in life. Work, strenght, powere etc. It has been like that throughout history. It didn't matter what a man looked like b/c with his power he could take any woman he wanted. If he was rich, could marry (or be married off) to a beatiful woman b/c the families would want a piece of the action. If he was powerful, he could just take what he wanted (yes I'm talking about ass here). Basically, I'm saying that darktortoise argument about unattractive guys is no good. It only really stands up in modern day America and a few Western countries b/c in the rest of the world, it is still the way I described it. No one has even begun to mention carrying a fucking baby in your belly for 9 months, bleeding from the hatchet wound once a month, or buying and having to apply make-up all the time. No sir, all signs point to being a woman as sucking. Of course there are the strong counter points:
1. Women don't really have to ever work, they can marry a man who does.
2. Women can play withthemselves.
3. If you were gay, lesbians are a lot hotter than fags.
Three reasons I think it may be better (sometimes) to be a chick.
Lesbians are not always hotter then gay men. Case in point:
not hot
hot
And don't act like a neck tie is worse then trying to walk in these!
By the way, all of the women I know except one all work. Even the married ones. The one that doesn't have a job is raising three kids and taking care of the house. Having been there & done that, I'd still call that work. And, those women who don't work have to ask their husband for 'allowance' and ask him permission to buy things, ugh. Furthermore, in households where both the man and women have full time jobs, in most cases the woman STILL does 85% of the housework and child rearing. That means, both people come home tired from a full days work. The man sits on the lazyboy and reads the paper while the woman starts cooking dinner. She then sets the table and serves dinner. Then after everyone eats, the man goes back to his lazy boy, while the woman clears the table and does the dishes. Then maybe she puts the kids to bed and does a load of laundry. Finally, exhausted, she goes to bed, where her husband expects her to have the energy and desire to get it on. Yeah right.
yuck! I can't believe I clicked on those links.
We guys get charged less for dry cleaning. But the gals get to pay a low-or-no cover charge for the hottest clubs!
Hey I love you. You are awesome. It's so unfair that we have to be all loud during sex in order to be thought that we enjoy sex while guys can lay there and just make sexes. I want to lay there and make faces sometime and see how the guy feels about that!
why are people writing novels for comments? and i would appericate buying underwear with penis size on it lot of advantages to that.
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