Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The good news is, Darwinism will weed them out of the gene pool

So last night my sister showed me a documentary called Guys and Dolls. Its described this way: "For some people finding a partner in life can be difficult.. 10 years ago, a small factory in California began making alternative partners. "

Its about the Real Doll which anyone who listens to that jackass Howard Stern has probably heard of. Basically, lonely guys who can't talk to women, or angry guys who want to have their way with a non-responsive coma girl, or creepy dudes who can get girlfriends but would rather have a harem of coma girls at his sexual disposal, who pay Eight Grand for the opportunity to have their own life-sized realistic woman fully anatomically correct, to pose, photograph with, take advantage of, dress, shop for, put make up on, and have relations with. If you want them to stand up, you hang them on a meat hook by the neck! Does that turn you on as much as it turns me on?

The crazy thing is, these men develop an emotional attachment to their dolls, which they have named, and say things like, 'Its better then being alone' -- DUDE, YOU ARE ALONE!!

So nuts but I wonder what percentage of guys would turn one of those away if it appeared on his doorstep...

Ew.





Click here to watch the entire documentary on Google video for free

I highly recommend it and give it a heebie-jeebie factor of 9.8

So, are these guys creepy and gross? Sad and poignant?

Are these dolls helping to prevent potential roofie-assisted date-rapes? Or getting in the way of lonely guys forcing themselves to deal with the real world?

Did these guys give up because the world was too harsh? Or because they have an unrealistic, unobtainable image of the perfect fantasy woman that they will never be capable of wooing in reality, and can't imagine settling for someone a little flawed, a real woman?

5 Comments:

At 8:31 AM, Blogger Kevin said...

It's the latter. There are people out there that have unrealistic and unattainable expectations thanks to a media driven culture that has bankrupt values.

 
At 10:07 AM, Blogger maryl said...

Wow, where to start? I did watch the entire video, even though I was tempted to stop. I would agree with the oogieness factor, might even bump it up to 9.9.

I think these people need help. While society does promote unrealistic expectations, there are studies that have shown people wind up with some one who is their equivalent in the attractiveness factor. There are just as many women who have issues, that might be a perfect match for these guys. It is just supporting our isolated, "just email me, so I don't have any human contact", culture.

May I present the "Ripple of Evil"?
The socially challenged geeks of our society turn more and more frequently to "Real Dolls", or maybe we should call them "Fake Humans", while the only people left procreating are the beautiful, stupid people. The world becomes overrun by people whose biggest concern is the latest shade of lipstick and where to get their next latte, while the brains of society die out, happily humping their fake sweeties, with no concern for the rest of the planet. The human race becomes extinct when it trips over its own shoelaces, that it can't figure out how to tie, and suffocates in a pile of non-biodegradable real doll parts, because everyone knows beautiful people wouldn't be caught dead taking out the trash.

 
At 11:08 AM, Blogger Evil Genius said...

Mary, your ripple of evil just pretty much desrcibed the movie Idiocracy
Now you have to rent it!

 
At 8:04 PM, Blogger Noam said...

Where maryl got the idea that these people were smart is beyond me. They seemed anything but.

These people were really unable to cope with the world. It would be nice if someone would teach them how. But barring that, the real question is, for these people are the dolls better than nothing?

I'm sure there are some women out there for these people. However, as long as women expect guys to go after them, there will be some guys who just can't. That's right, I just said this sad ickiness is all your fault! So there1

 
At 3:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yikes. Well, based on some of the people I have dated in the past, I have to say that if I could afford to, I would buy some of them Real Dolls. Okay, so how where do I sign up to sell my pube hairs? It sounds like there may be some real money in that!

 

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