Its one thing to be cheap, but jaysus!

This competition, run by a nationwide chain of bargain stores and carrying a $35,100 prize, asked contestants for their best tips for saving money.

Here are some of the submissions!!

• cut your own hair. the damage to your appearance would also cut down on costly social obligations
• confiscate your husband's credit cards
• Do not give money to your wife. Do not give money to your wife. Do not give money to your wife. Get the hint!
• Wash the dog in the shower with you
• live in a tent
• if your microwave is broken, turn it into a letterbox.
• cook boil-in-the-bag meals in the dishwasher, cleaning yesterday's dishes and cooking tonight's dinner in one go