Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Humor for Lexophiles

  • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  • Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
  • Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
  • To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
  • The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
  • A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
  • When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
  • The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
  • The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
  • The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
  • A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
  • A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
  • A will is a dead giveaway.
  • A backward poet writes inverse.
  • A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
  • With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
  • A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in linoleum blownapart.
  • He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
  • A calendar's days are numbered.
  • A boiled egg is hard to beat.
  • If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine .
  • When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
  • Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
  • Acupuncture: a jab well done.

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