doodoo brown

Yesterday's Moment of Zen:
At Burger King, a tiny old decrepit man hands me a dollar and mumbles gruffly, " 'scuse me miss, could you buy me a small coffee?"
Confused I say, "uh...okaaaay..."
I order the small coffee- price, $1.19
I shuffle through my purse for .19 cents, carry the coffee to the gentleman who is now sitting in the back.
"Here you go" says I.
"They didn't have any cream?" says he.
"...." "i'll get you some."
I bring him some cream and sugar.
"They didn't have any spoons?"

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