when your office thinks you have VD

So, I was just in my office, about to walk out to go to the kitchen. On the way out, I ate one of Kevin's crab-flavored potato chips.
I was like, "yuck, tastes like crabs!"
As I was walking out of the door, I heard Kevin say, "how do you know what crabs taste like?"
And, obviously not thinking, I shouted back to him (and the whole rest of the office!):

"I had crabs before, once!"

Real f-ing great!