Monday, July 10, 2006

a new life form is born

o, i'm not pregnant, but i have given birth to a new life form, carefully incubated at room temperature within the safe nest of a metal thermally insulated coffee cup for 2 and a half weeks, living off the nectar of life, 100% Turkish coffee. I had no camera to document this moment, but luckily a coworker had a cellphone camera to capture the fleeting moments of the life of Glog before he was murdered at knifepoint, stabbed down the drain. Murdered by your creator, oh the humanity! I'll miss you, Glog, with your soft green downy surface, that bright yellow spot of sunshiney happiness, your white and orange freckles, and the inexplicable sparkling viscous red droplets sitting so delicately upon your surface. Even the black spot, something all life forms share, their dark side, even that I will miss. You weren't meant for this world....

5 Comments:

At 8:17 AM, Blogger sammygeerock said...

Awww, wook at da wittle...glog.

 
At 12:02 PM, Blogger Kevin said...

i think i'm gonna hurl

 
At 12:43 PM, Blogger Noam said...

Slow news day, huh.

 
At 3:12 PM, Blogger SuperWife said...

Cute post. Not so cute Glog.

 
At 8:27 PM, Blogger monica said...

OMG *vomit*

 

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