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I am somewhat (read: extremely, distressingly) embarrassed about this, but after falling into the habit of watching American Idol with the kids in the spirit of 'family time,' then later falling out of the habit after the best singer was voted off by an obviously retarded American majority, I eventually was coerced into watching the final episode tonight. Ok that's a bald-faced lie, there was absolutely zero coercion; I sort of HAD to watch it or something. Argh! Anyway, even worse, I was actually ENTERTAINED! What does this say about ME, aren't I supposed to MOCK people who get EXCITED about pop culture reality television?? When surprise guest Prince came on, I swear I actually felt a small thrill. Who am I and what have I done with my Daria alter-ego?

"I spent about ten minutes agog at this symptom diary on a parasite "cleansing" forum. You should too. "